Is the glass half-full? Or did the glass miss a bunch of layups and foul shooters? Did ORL get lucky when Terrance Ross hit a ridiculous three down the stretch, or did GSW get lucky when Stephen Curry hit two miraculous threes down the stretch? The answer is… yes.
In-Game Babbling
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Steph gets caught guarding a big, tried fronting, lob over, he just is frantic enough to induce a travel
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Our guy Juanito, harasses guy at arc, smoothly doubles Vooch, scrambles to recover to man.
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Our Guy Juanito and Dwayne Bacon have a bit of a soap opera last game which I documented in Part 2 (unreleased). (Here imagine Juanito as large falling object, Bacon as My Cabbages Guy.) I wonder if they’ll get into it again.
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Juan grabs the loose ball from Oubre steal, sweet no look dish back to KO on fast break for dunk.
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Steph is seeking that contact so hard on drives this season… that pause on the drive to give the trail D a chance to run into him
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Baze with the mandatory foul of 3PTer. haha joke’s on you, Ross had a foot on the line
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Two Way Wiggs now at Center getting buttwhumped around the court by Vooch
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They snuck Draymond back in. He’s playing like he weighs 350 pounds
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The rare PNR where the D wants both players to shoot.
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Our Guy Juanito with a 3 that hit every part of the basket as well as several cars in the parking lot, but it went down
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Vooch has this odd line drive hook that defies physics and works.
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Mulder is keeping us in it
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ORL somehow dominant with the Iguodala strips.
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Wiggins with the big dunk try… I like it, massive dunk attempts increase his mana by 50%
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Oubre making a difference with sheer hustle
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Wow, no respect from Wiggins for Vucevic defense. I like how Our Guy Juanito triggered that iso with the handoff
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Gorgeous diagonal pass from Wiggs for an Oubre dunk
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argh, I cried out in physical pain when Juanito missed the bunny from the Draymond tap rebound. Even Luke Skywalker missed some shots
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I liked Kerr motto to not be mad about missed shots, but rather missed boxouts
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Steph banged on that layup (no call) but had the hall of fame presence of mind to flex on the way down
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High five for the alley oop
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Sounds like a duo that would be constantly cooked on defense
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I think if ORL stays hot from 3, they win. If they keep up the horrible turnovers, we win.
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Hey I was more specific than “if ORL scores more points” geeez
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There’s some weird anti-synergy between Wanamaker and Paschall. Like they both want to run the play. I made an E1P about it, but never quite wanted to release something negative like that.
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Wiggins was a rock on D and T Ross just bounced off of him
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Wanamaker baited MCW into that contested layup and immediately anticipated the brick
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Evan “Never Google” Fournier is just torturing us
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Looks like the high altitude is finally catching up with the Warriors. What?
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Only my second time!! And this was a weird ending. The other one wasn’t weird. I’m 1-2
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Game definitely on track for a random ending, but even more so a WEIRD random ending. I think Goofus wanted to track these bad forebodings of mine…
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ORL is screening to get Dray off Vuc, then Vooch posts up hard
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Still math possible
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The random ending machine spun and… pointed to a picture of buttocks
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Wow Random Ending Machine now points at picture of Steph taking a picture of buttocks out of the garbage
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STILL MATH POSSIBLE
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Okay, even Math has to give up at this point. That last 2 min was fun as hell though
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